Bears wearing eyeglasses (and other acts of natural terrorism)

Over the course of the last two weeks, I've been doing some serious thinking (and posting) about my overall fitness, training and personal goals. We've had long discussions about strength, performance, personal accountability and measuring success - all contributors to "getting diesel".

But not today, kids. Today, I change the subject and direct your attention to a work of pure genius, full of haunting images and scathing commentary, addressing subject matter of global importance - subject matter that conventional major media outlets are too afraid to criticize. Today, I bring you Fuck You, Penguin (a blog that tells animals what's what).

Fuck you, Pengiun is the Discovery channel equivalent of Joan Rivers working a pre-awards show red carpet. It attacks the soft underbelly of the cute, the clever and the furry, getting its hands (and very soul) dirty in an effort to expose these animals' true evil intentions. No creature is safe - the elephant, the beaver, the kangaroo, even the King of the Jungle himself - all are brought to their knees (do beavers have knees?) by the mighty pen of Fuck You, Penguin.

Want a preview of what the next bananas-hilarious half-hour of your life is going to look like?

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Sunday December 7, 2008
This bear is essentially raping my soul

So basically this totally thoughtless motherfucker decided regular bears
weren't cute enough. His solution? GIVE HIMSELF NATURAL FUCKING
EYEGLASSES. Then, becoming the single cutest animal on the face of the
earth, he laid on his fucking back so we could all see his goddamn belly, and
then furtively glanced in our direction, thereby rendering any potential
defense against his advances totally useless. Well played, Bear. I'm going
to go take a shower now.

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Consider this my Christmas present to you. (And if you're a Jehovah's Witness, consider it just another link.) Enjoy.